Posted in Customer Chaos

Salty Seafood

Sitting at my desk eating shrimp alfredo and a customer comes in. IN the midst of making conversation, I ask, “do you like shrimp?”

His response…

F*ck no, I don’t like anything that comes out of the ocean. Do you know how much whale cum is in there?

LIKE, WHAT?

 

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My thoughts exactly Kristen Wiig, my thoughts exactly.

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